Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
That moment when an epic song starts to play and...
i-aint-bovvered: THE GIF. THE GIF.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
phuongynguyen: kristelawashere: ohheynini: Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it. Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy. Did you hear the joke about the corn? Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny. Did you hear the joke about my penis? Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long. LOLOL
There are two types of greetings:
Friends: Best friends:
I hate when I talk to my mom...
illpropaganda: tinkleberry: And she’s screaming like… And I’m just sitting there listening like… Then she says I have an attitude… And I’m like… Then she tries to hit me like… And I’m tryna dodge em’ like… And she’s still hittin’ me like… And through the hits I’m like… And I try to play hurt like… Then she leaves… and I’m like… hahahaha
Cuando estás viendo una pelicula con tus padres:
nintendocore: leosellspills: geleiademorango: de pronto empieza la peor escena: y me da vergüenza: Finjo que no estoy viendo: Entonces miro para ver si ya ha cambiado de escena:
My 'friends' always make plans without me, and...
valeparamorealeksic: acrosstheocean-: This is for you, my ‘friends’ -you know that I’m talking to you- ^
On new years everyone will be kissing their...
imtherealslimshady: Lol I’ll be at Ashlis doing a photoshoot, I don’t know what ya’ll are doin’.